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My name is LeAlan Carter. I live in Birmingham, Alabama and I am 28 years old. On this site you will find my various writings. Mostly book reviews, and short stories or the beginnings of bigger projects I hope to complete, with the odd thing thrown in.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Aprils Fooling Around Again
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Dusk to Dawn
Finished a Duology from Tim Lebbon this week, the first book being Dusk and the last book being Dawn. I have read a lot of Fantasy and Sci-fi books but these are some of the darkest I have ever read. Typical Post Apocalyptic world with fantasy characteristics, but what really sets it apart is the brutalness of the world, descriptions, and characters. The story is enthralling but very gruesome as well. The violence starts off very early and continues throughout the entire series, but the characters are so raw and compelling that you easily look past that. I really enjoyed both books and would recommend them to anyone who likes Fantasy/Sci-Fi or even Horror.
Friday, December 9, 2011
Old Poetry
Doitley Doo
It came upon the east coast wamping,
wamping, wamping, rolling and stomping,
its skin of amber goo, and eyes of more than two,
it womped north and it womped south,
and glistening fangs sprung from its mouth.
And it roared "Doitley DOO, Doitley DOO!"
And the peasants did cry!
And the Trees and Flowers Died!
In the wake of Doitley Doo!
But a Hero came without a name,
with armor black and shiny,
He brought forth his sword
and without a word,
spanked the monster's hiney!
And the peasants did cry!
Hoorah Hoo-Rie!
For ridding them of the beast!
But a teacher found our Hero,
with his head there laid in rest,
and did wake him from his glory,
with drool upon his chest.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
First Memories of Fishing
Pjoe had this little Dodge Dakota truck that would eventually be my first car. This truck had the distinct smell of whatever cologne or deodorant Pjoe wore and coffee. Predominantly coffee. He had a little CB radio under the console and about a million oil change receipts in the glove compartment. Pjoe had a habit of saving every single receipt related to that truck. I could never resist opening the glove box of someones car when I was a kid. I was fascinated with secret compartments. I remember how excited I was to be riding in that truck with the boat behind it on our way to go fishing. I was also very nervous because I was worried I would mess up my reel or get hung on something and lose my lure.
The next thing I remember was the boat ramp. To this day I still enjoy the process of putting the boat in the water and the spike of excitement I get when I finally see the water. Even the smell of oil burning and the little slick spot on the water get my heart beating. Even as a kid I enjoyed these simple things almost as much or more than the fishing itself. To be honest I don't remember the fishing that day as much as I do the trip to the lake itself, I just remember that my Pjoe loved me and enjoyed having me go fishing with him. I can't wait to share and experience some of these same memories with my son.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Quotes from Bloodstone
"Man is capable of greatness, love, nobility, compassion. Yet never forget that his capacity for evil is infinite. It is a sad truth, boy, that if you sit now and think of the worst tortures that could ever be inflicted on another human being, they will already have been practiced somewhere. If there is one sound that follows the march of humanity, it is the scream."
-Bloodstone pg 209-210
Friday, March 27, 2009
Lowes Employees are Retards
"I was on lowes.com and noticed a Dremel Tool was on sale for 34.97. I went to the closest store on my lunch break to purchase said Dremel and when it rang up it was 54.99. I advised the cashier that on the website it showed 34.97, and I was referred to the hardware associate. He referred me to the manager. The manager verified that it was 34.97 on the website, but that they do not price match from their own website. She told me I would have to order it on the website and come back and pick it up at the store.
I just want to express how utterly ridiculous this process was and how I feel like I have lost not only a good bit of my personal time but also part of my intelligence for even having been exposed to this level of stupidity. I went ahead and purchased the item online and I will go pick it up at the store when I get off work this afternoon. Then when I get home I will use my Dremel to carve a statue of Short Bus with a Lowe's sign on it. I bid you Good Day."
Friday, February 13, 2009
So...
I remebered that Mom had tried to do something very nice for me for Christmas. She had taken Dad's old acoustic from when he was a teenager and get it fixed up. Unfortunately Bebaw (My Grandad) had "rigged" it back in the day and there was no way to repair it. Mom also had an old acoustic that she got when she was a little girl in New Mexico. It was a little banged up, but still in playable condition. So she let me have it and I polished it up and replaced some broken pegs and its in pretty decent working order. And it means a good bit more to me than anything else I would have bought.