I am ready to get out in nature this weekend. Its as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened. No more phone calls from irate people, just the soft trickle of running water and the scurrying of woodland animals. Me and Zane are going on a camping trip down the Sipsey river. We'll be away from all civilization and I can't freaking wait!!! It's been a long time since I went primitive camping. The last time was when me and my family went out to Wyoming and camped on the Snake river. It was one of the most amazing trips of my life. I have always been especially thankful for the ability my family had to always have a good time. No matter what situations we found ourself in we always had something to laugh about. I am sad Justin, Mom, and Dad won't be on this trip with me. I know Justin is probably relieved as the last time we did a float trip on the Sipsey I smashed his hand in the truck door before we even got in the boat.
Hopefully this trip will also make Zane more manly. I have lots of Manly activitys planned to rid Zane of his emotional womanly spurts of estrogen. We are going to chop trees just for the sake of hearing them crash to the ground. We will throw spears and rocks at woodland animals. And we will hunt for the almighty sasquatch and seek his wisdom from and ancient time. We will probably shit in the woods too. All of these will add hair to our chest and testosterone in uncontainable amounts. Wish us luck!
